Someone (who shall remain nameless) wrote a Snupin ice skating fic years ago, and it was positively HORRID. I think I have a very hard time envisioning a.) Snape on skates b.) Snape in a lycra jumpsuit c.) Snape doing a triple saukau (sp?)

Snape's just not the athletic type. It would take A LOT of convincing me on the author's part. Now, Harry/Draco...that I could see. And yes, it would be very Cutting Edge-y. TOEPICK!