Inception Fic: Follow You Anywhere (The Leap of Faith) [Eames/Arthur - PG-13]

Just a little something I wrote for ae_match.

Title: Follow You Anywhere (The Leap of Faith)
Author: themostepotente
Team: R♥mance
Prompt(s): Fear, Hell
Word count: 650 words
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Zombies!
Summary: Arthur would follow Eames anywhere.

Huge thanks to venivincere for the beta <3

Follow You Anywhere (The Leap of Faith)

SO. FUCKING. ANGRY.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

So, I'm already in a shit mood from giving my city a fucktonne of money for my property taxes. I'm coming back to my car, and I see these two teenaged boys (they looked about 16-17) writing on the back of a car window. You know how shit gets dusty and people write *wash me* to be fucking cute? Only the back window of this vehicle had a memorial (decals) for a child (the d.o.b. and d.o.d. were both given) that had passed. Now, that's probably not something I would display publicly on my car if it were me, but everyone has the right to grieve however they like.

And what, pray tell, are the little assholes doing?

DRAWING PENISES. ON A CHILD'S MEMORIAL.

RAAAAAGE !!!

Sorry, I can't sit on my hands for something this disrespectful.

A re-enactment.

Me: "What the fuck are you little assholes doing?"

Little Assholes: ...

Me: "Wipe that shit off now! What the fuck is the matter with you two? How would you feel if the situation were reversed and that was your little sister?"

Little Assholes: ... *wipe away drawings*

Me: "Don't ever disrespect another person's property or feelings like that again." *walks away*

I'm pretty sure one of them called me a *bitch*, but I wasn't giving either of the little jizzwads the satisfaction of turning around.

I canNOT believe how people conduct themselves sometimes. Christ.

--P