I, Meme, Mine

Taken from just about everyone today.

01. The first character I fell in love with: Snape. He pretty much made the book series for me.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Draco. I take strong issue with cowards, and he was just the biggest poster boy for complete pussy. But I think he's matured greatly, and well, he does have exquisite taste in boys with rumpled hair. *G*
03. The character (most) everyone else loves that I don't: Lucius. As a book character, he's two-dimensional. I can't get behind characters who remain stagnant for 7 damned books. He could have been great, too, limited only by Rowling's imagination. Seriously, what is with Rowling and her cardboard cut-out villains? THANK GOD for fandom writers and their character interpretations :-)
04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Sirius. Everyone seems to hate on Sirius. Yes, he's a bullying arse. So are half of the other HP characters. And okay, he rides a flying motorcycle I'm thoroughly convinced is a Triumph. And someone who has excellent taste in bikes can't be all bad :P
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Lucius. Yes, he's still very pretty, but book Lucius lacks any substance whatsoever. Unlike a wine fine, he hasn't improved with age.
06. The character I would shag anytime: Snape.
07. The character I want to be like: Draco.
08. The character I'd slap: Voldemort. How does such a powerful Dark Lord get bested by a teenager? Pathetic.
09. A pairing that I love: Snape/Sirius!
10. Two pairings that I hate: Two? Fuck, I'll give you five: Snape/Hagrid, Draco/any female (throws up in her mouth a little), Harry/Hermione, Draco/Neville, Harry/Tonks.
11. Favourite character: Without question, Snape.
12. My six favourite characters: Snape, Harry, Draco, Sirius, Regulus, Pansy and Narcissa. That's six, but who's counting. Plus Scorpius, Teddy and Albus Severus if we're really not counting :P
13. My five least favourite characters: Hagrid, Ginny, Peter, Voldemort and Dobby. God, I fucking hate Dobby sooo much.
14. Which character I am most like: A cross between Snape and Draco.
15. My deep, dark fandom secret: I'm sure it's no surprise, but the last two books were practically unreadable to me. Just crap.

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More Memeage!

Man, I like never do memes, and now I'm doing two in one day. The horror :P Also, I have Stella Artois :-)

Lord of the Rings

01. The first character I fell in love with: Legolas. And not of the Orlando Bloom variety.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Gríma Wormtongue. Poor misunderstood Mr Wormtongue. Arrowed to death in the Shire.
03. The character (most) everyone else loves that I don't: Toss up between Samwise Gamgee and Gimli. The Dwarves do nothing for me.
04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Gríma Wormtongue. It's definitely the grease factor :P
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Legolas. The Orlando Bloomites kinda killed him for me.
06. The character I would shag anytime: Haldir. Oh, Craig Parker I want to dip you in Cheeze Wiz and spread you over a cracker.
07. The character I want to be like: Elrond.
08. The character I'd slap: Denethor, you fucker.
09. A pairing that I love: Gríma/Theodred, Haldir/Rumil/Orophin
10. Two pairings that I hate: Legolas/Gimli, Frodo/Sam
11. Favourite character: Tie between Gríma and Haldir.
12. My six favourite characters: Haldir, Elrond, Gandalf, Lurtz, Aragorn, Éomer, the Witch-King of Angmar and Shelob. *G*
13. My five least favourite characters: Bilbo, Denethor, Saruman, Gollum/Smeagol and Tom Bombadil
14. Which character I am most like: Legolas.
15. My deep, dark fandom secret: It took me almost a year to read The Silmarillion.

A Song of Ice and Fire

01. The first character I fell in love with: Jaime Lannister. Sexy motherfucker.
02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Tie with Littlefinger and Sansa. And I love them paired as well!
03. The character (most) everyone else loves that I don't: The rest of the Starks.
04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Cersei Lannister. Unapologetically ruthless.
05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Arya. Her story got boring after while.
06. The character I would shag anytime: Jaime Lannister. My poor, one-handed woobie.
07. The character I want to be like: Daenerys Targaryen.
08. The character I'd slap: Joffrey.
09. A pairing that I love: Sandor/Sansa!
10. Two pairings that I hate: Joffrey/Sansa, Eddard/Robert.
11. Favourite character: Jaime Lannister.
12. My six favourite characters: Jaime, Cersei, Tyrian, Jon Snow, Littlefinger, Sandor Clegane, the Red Viper and Loras Tyrell (I can never just pick the amount asked :P)
13. My five least favourite characters: Bran, Joffrey, Gregor Clegane, Catelyn Stark and Samwell Tarly.
14. Which character I am most like: Jon Snow.
15. My deep, dark fandom secret: I actually appreciate the het in this fandom!

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