Why I love mctabby so...

Christ on a cracker, mctabby's Summary Executions are killing me DED.

Here are some of my favorites...

A dark past is revealed. Cho has yet another dream. Nagini plans to take matters into her own hands.

Oh right, snakes have hands.

A young Muggle girl finds her way into Hogwarts and also into the infamous Potions Master.

Stand in line, bitch.

Draco Malfoy, age 180, has a terrible curse on him from when he was sixteen. Some say it's a mericle but not him. He lost his love the day the curse started and since then he's been suicidle and sick, but nothing can kill him.

He's been suicidal an awfully long time, hasn't he? :P

Draco, for no discernible reason, has decided to walk to San Francisco.

Apparently, Draco can walk on water.

Even though she's from America, she's smarter than she seems...

Hey now, I think maybe I should take offense to this.

Harry had a dream. In the dream was this vagina, but he can't remember whos vagina it was. The vagina was as sweet as candy. He knew he fucked it before and he knew he had to find out whos it was.

WTF???

Lucius takes a girl's back virginity.

This, I would like to see.

Mione had an embarassing publice relationship with Krum

Public lice popped out at me :P

Snape and farts don't mix.

I should say not.

Severus is pregnant for the last 18 years, and he isn't a Death Eater. Lucius is a spy for the light and Sirius had a big problem here.

Eighteen years? From womb to moving out :P

I have to stop here. I can't breathe.

--P

P.S. I love tarie for making icons of the Summary Executions.

Miscellaneous Recs

Nine Adulteries -- Snape/Harry (NC-17) by atrata.

Warning for chan

This is exactly the kind of Snarry fic I like to read. Complicated and messy and angsty. I love atrata's fetishy fics, but her approach to Nine seems to have ensnared me equally.

Just Stand There and Look Contagious -- Snape/Draco (R) by ou_topos.

Very few people can pull off convincing Snaco. I could count them on one hand. OT does a marvellous job here. I highly recommend this.

Last Transfiguration -- Snape/Lily (NC-17) by xylodemon.

Very dialogue heavy, and I think that's what attracted me to this. It was such a build up that when I came to the sex, I was squirming in my chair. Hot!

And one lone art rec...

Snape (WS) by ledivinemarquis.

Her Snape kills me DED. His beakyness is perfection, my dears.

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