Fandom Discussion: Parselsmut, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

Parselsmut -- sounds like it could be a spice, doesn't it?

What prompted this discussion was my finding hd_parseltongue, modded by cmere1. My only complaint with the community is that it's strictly Harry/Draco. I would have preferred a broader spectrum of characters, but it is a nice little foray into Parselsmut.

On to the discussion...

I've always found Harry's speaking Parseltongue interesting. It's an intriguing (though rare we are told) gift, and so far only Harry, Voldemort, and Salazar Slytherin have been named Parselmouths. That, I find disappointing. And unlike Animagus study, I gathered it was either something you were born with or weren't.

Now, I understand Rowling has wanted to illustrate its rarity. I can't see her giving this to just anyone. I mean I just can't see a Badger speaking Parseltongue, even though I keep hoping Hufflepuff will bore at least 'one' evil entity. *G* But Lucius and Severus? I could see either of them as being a Parselmouth and still keeping the gift a rare one.

Lucius is the epitome of a viper. Everything about this man screams ophidian, and okay my sick and perverted mind would love to see Harry and Lucius sparring in Parseltongue during the fuckage.

And c'mon, Severus is the fucking denmaster of Slytherin. If you looked up Slytherin in the dictionary, his picture would be there. It makes A LOT of sense for him to be a Parselmouth.

Couple other points. Wouldn't Parseltongue have been an effective method of communication between Voldemort and his Death Eaters? He could've sent a shitload of communiques, and hello, who the fuck would've translated them 'before' Harry Potter?

I'm also wondering if it's possible for Voldemort to transfer this power again, only this time willingly.

Any thoughts? Leave 'em here. Parselsmut recs? Likewise.

--P

Sorry, I have to rant about this -- this is just some bullshit

Do NOT, and I repeat, do NOT instant message me to tell me the following, and I quote;

"Some people should not use their pictures for LJ icons. Especially the ugly and fat ones."

*blinks*

Think what you want. I have no control over your thoughts. But I wanna know one thing?

WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU THE AUTHORITY ON BEAUTY AND FITNESS?

Thank you for putting me in a shit mood that only a medium rare steak can cure.

Fuck.

ETA: They were NOT talking about me, or I would seriously be kicking some ass. FTR -- my picture is not on an LJ icon. But now, NOW, I'm reconsidering after this. *G*