I'd just like to say that it is very difficult for me to write straight porn. Not straight as in het, but straight as in sans plot at all. Even my porniest stories have plot hanging on the sides like so much unwanted ribbon.

But I also don't particulary like gen. Eh. I just...it'd be great to see gen that was fun and light, but most of the ones I see are all dark and stuff. So I tend to shy away from them because dark is great, but where's the funny? And I don't mean crackfic.

I totally just used your poll to talk about myself.

Score.