Five Reasons Why Penny Should NOT be Crossdrabbling Harry Potter and The Brady Bunch

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So I don't think it gets much weirder than this, really, because like the Brady Bunch is 70's cheese at it worst. Below are five Brady Bunch scenarios I'm willing to Potterfy. First five lucky (or unlucky) people to claim them gets a one-hundred word drabble. I'll post them all together, probably at the end of the week. I don't foresee much prOn, but the sheer and utter crackficeddyness? Oh, yeah!

1.) Oh my nose!

2.) It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

3.) Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew...

4.) George, George Glass

5.) Something suddenly came up!

I should have my head examined :P

--P