Opening up a bigass can of worms, I'm sure...

[themostepotente]

I blame this post entirely on the lovely darkasphodel.

Is my LJ info scary and intimidating? And if it is -- why is it exactly? Several people have said so, and well, I'm wondering if I should mention I crochet doilies to balance out the ebil :P

Fire away, people!

--P

Comments

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

Doilies are fucking terrifying, yo.

[licoricegirl.livejournal.com]

They really are. In movies, the normal people don't have doilies. It's only the sweet old ladies with the bodies under the floorboards that do.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

You know who had doilies?

The mother of the guy I dated as a teenager.

She took his temperature "the old-fashioned way" until he was 15.

He grew up to be a fledgling cult leader.

Doilies lead to psychosis.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

The old fashioned way? ROFL!

[licoricegirl.livejournal.com]

There you go. Clearly, we need an activist group of some sort against them.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

And thermometers.

[licoricegirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, those things came straight from the devil himself.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

They're the Slender Fingers of Lucifer!

(plus, I had a buttplug shaped like a thermometer, and the damn thing broke.)

[licoricegirl.livejournal.com]

Bet they wouldn't be so evil if they were a bit larger.

(And that's so sad, really. They just aren't made like they used to be.)