ext_9397 ([identity profile] tekalynn.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] themostepotente 2005-07-19 08:21 am (UTC)

"I don't suppose you know the fellow who wrote, erm, what was it...Frolicking With Fauns? I believe there's a special "collector's edition" out."

"Fucking With Fauns?"

"Why, yes, that would be it. I believe I have a first edition here...mmm, yes, the interior illustrations are of interest, I believe you'll find."

"Quite so. I designed them myself. AND wrote the book. Care for an autograph?"

"Pass me a glass of that 1895 mead, would you, dear boy? I'm afraid I came over rather faint there for a moment."

"Oh, can't have that! Shall I loosen your robes here?"

"Oh, quite!"

*fade to black*

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