What was your WORST sexual experience?

[themostepotente]

So...

All of this talk and ficcing about really bad sex got me thinking. Share your WORST sexual experience here.

I've enabled anonymous posting if anyone's feeling shy.

IP logging is off, baby.

Time to let loose like Mother Goose, people.

--P

Here's mine:

I dated this Japanese guy years ago. He was incredibly gorgeous, but he was undoubtedly the shittiest lay I've ever had. His cock was maybe between 4-5 inches long (4-6 inches in length is average in case you're wondering), which is A LOT smaller than I care for. Granted, I don't need a 10 inch cock ramming me in the ovaries, but I like to feel something. Where's the fun in not knowing it's inside? :P

To cut a long and admittedly TMI story short, I had to fake. Now, I've never had cause to do so before or after this experience but fuck, sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to alleviate the boredom. I won't even get into his oral issues. Bound editions there. Or the fact that he BITCHED about wearing condoms.

WORST. SEX. EVER.