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Keeper of the Superfluous Es! ([personal profile] themostepotente) wrote2005-07-11 10:51 pm

Job-related funness -- have you ever had a superior you fucking H-A-T-E-D?

a.) had a superior who irked the almightly livin' fuck out of you with everything he/she said?

b.) had a superior you were smarter than?

c.) had a superior you fantasized about killing?

d.) all of the above

So I work with this doctor. His name is irrelevant. It may as well be MUD for all I fucking care. He's seventy-five years old and basically dust in a labcoat. He can't hear. He can't see. It's obviously time for his wrinkled ass to retire, but NOOOO -- why retire when he can forever roam the pediatric wing and piss me the fuck off?

I am not kidding when I say I'm smarter than this guy. Or, perhaps, he really is smarter than he looks, because I fucking do HIS work along with my own. I have to do all of his calculations, because I can't read his cramped and miniscule handwriting (NOT a Snape reference :P). I have to constantly remind him what the generics to certain medications are. I even had to spell Methylphenidate for him once. His dosing is suspect. I mean, he may as well prescribe Skittles and Kool-Aid for all the good his treatment provides.

He tries to talk to me, and I try and keep my answers as cryptic as possible. Bottom line -- I hate this guy. The only time he ever sees me smiling when we work together is when I'm fantasizing about killing him -- with my bare hands.

Have a story to share?

--P

[identity profile] raendrop.livejournal.com 2005-07-11 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, when I was a cashier at Farmer Jack, there was this one head cashier everyone called Dragon Lady. She and I had a total Snape-Neville relationship. She stood over me like a vulture my second day on the job, making me totally nervous and flustered, and wrote me up when I didn't check the bottom of the cart FIRST (because she naturally assumed that meant I wasn't going to do it).

Even the cashiers who had been there longer than her resented her for how she treated everyone. She's one of the reasons I ended up quitting after less than a year.

[identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com 2005-07-14 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Neville's going to rebel one day. You wait and see. *G*

[identity profile] raendrop.livejournal.com 2005-07-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a half-started Sneville that I haven't touched for ages. I was actually rather proud of it.