ext_49815 ([identity profile] pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] themostepotente 2005-07-12 12:15 am (UTC)

Somewhere between A and B. A manager at a client's, no less, so there is to be no pissing off or such activities but damn, he gets on my goat.

So. Educated twerp of the pocket protector variety, who speaks with a headache-inducing I-have-no-nads whine and thinks himself the Lord And Master Of All Software Quality Assurance. No clue what "quality" or "testing" mean in the context of software. (actual quote: "So how much testing do you think we need to do to ensure all the bugs have been found?" *headdesk*) He's a condescending, lying asshole, treats his underlings like shit, and how he got the job, I will never understand. And he farts. Thank goodness I don't need to work with him on a daily basis now.

The twist? Recently, the dude applied for a job in my company (small consulting firm of QA specialists). He was dumb enough to put the details of his second job interview in his Outlook shared calendar (at his current job! dumbass) and when I saw the appointment, I called the CEO of our company ASAP and told her that under no circumstances is she to hire this excuse of a software "professional". CEO: "I value your opinion more than I value a new employee. Trust me, he's not getting a third interview."

*snicker* Score!

Your dude sounds scary. A doctor like that? Fuck. Killing fantasies highly supported. Nine out of ten professionals recommend a chainsaw for best splatter effect.

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